The Imperial Court of the NeoConfederacy, formerly known as the Supreme Court of the United States has issued it’s first proclamation following Leonard Leo’s successful takeover of government
“Let it be known, this court absolves Donald J Trump, and only Donald J Trump, of any actions nefarious or not to which he may be a party. Otherwise Presidential Immunity only applies in situations where We, the Court, deem prudent. In case you are wondering, that will be almost never if your name isn’t Trump
As an amendment, we further find that any Justice named Thomas or Alito are declared “Free from suspicion of ethical failure and that the bribes, er Gratuities lavished on them are not to be treated as income for the purposes of taxation. As more information develops regarding other Justices, we’ll absolve them as well, in keeping with their oath of loyalty to Leonard Leo”