Tech Support Please
A Cry in the Wilderness
Dateline NBC Headquarters 30 Rock New York
As Cub Reporter Dave found his way to the formerly prestigious home of NBC News somewhere in the bowels of NYC, he chanced upon a vaguely familiar female figure on the sidewalk urgently tapping on her phone in an amazing display of “two thumb” dexterity
“Listen, I need your help NOW!!! You were the guy that got all the Secret Service text messages from Jan 5-6 erased, right? Yah yah, OK I know, Top Secret, mum’s the word but I’m in pickle. What?, OK, I’m in a Trump
My phone and Twit Account is filled with information that I’d rather not have exposed. My new bosses at NBC are concerned it might be embarrassing to have them revealed. What? Yes they hired me. Stop laughing, this is serious. Anyway, can you hook a gurl up with your techy guy? What?!! Of course they’re willing to pay, er I’m willing to pay. Send me his code name and secret handshake. I’m desperate”
Reporter Dave was not able to learn more, but the lady started running as she saw Chuck Todd turn the corner