Golden Slumbers
Trump Sues McCartney
As Donald “Midas man” Trump seeks to surround himself with Golden images of Ballrooms and Battleships, he was informed by one of his henchmen that Paul McCartney’s “Golden Slumbers” was being broadcast on Sirius XM
In a ketchup tossing fury, Herr Trump demanded that “everything golden belong to him”
When notified of Trump’s lawsuit Sir Paul smiled and simply remarked, “To quote a friend, ‘All Things Must Pass’”
“And not a moment too soon”